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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Porn Star Action Figures



I can't believe it, there are now porn star action figures. A lot of them too. Including numerous incarnations of Jenna Jameson, including a bust (pun intended) and, most laughably, a cross-eyed Halloween figure. The thing I find odd is that none of them are naked, or even in lingerie of some sort. It really defeats the purpose of having a porn star action figure in my mind, when you can get McFarlane Toys that are more alluring.
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posted by Mike at 12:06 AM

8 Comments:

  • Some of these girls are the low level skanks as well, which is odd. Like Houston, isn't she the gangbang queen? Gangbangs are generally the bottom of the porn star career, shit that's why Savannah killed herself, supposedly.

    Where are the quality ladies?

    By Blogger Jason, at February 24, 2005 7:42 AM  

  • Savannah killed herself?! I had no idea!
    But yeah, as far as I know Houston was the former gangbang queen, doing something like 500 guys. I think she was de-throned as queen though.
    I know from HBO's Pornucopia one-sided documentary series that a gangbang would pay more. The more dicks the girl does the pay goes up, whereas lesbian porn is bottom of the barrel cash-wise.

    On a side-note I'm not surprised that doing gangbangs for a career would lead to suicide. It has to feel demeaning on a previously non-existent level.

    By Blogger Mike, at February 24, 2005 10:37 AM  

  • I want a Jenna Haze action figure.

    By Blogger Mike, at February 24, 2005 10:38 AM  

  • I thought that Anabel Chong had the record for the world's biggest gang bang. Am I wrong?

    By Blogger Rob, at February 24, 2005 12:01 PM  

  • I don't know. I just know that Houston *used* to hold the record, but I'm also 90% positive she was out banged not that long ago.

    By Blogger Mike, at February 24, 2005 12:19 PM  

  • http://www.world-sex-news.com/pr/020223-eroticon.htm

    Newest record is 646 I think. Plus there had been some contreversty as to whether or not Houston actually DESERVES it because her gangbang was basically a small group of guys cumming on her 620 times; NOT 620 seperate different guys.

    Sadly Annabel chong only got a documentary on her antics, she only did 70 guys in her World Biggest Gangbang video.

    http://adult-pornstar-mall.com/pornlist/starpgs/Annabel_Chong.htm

    By Blogger S, at February 24, 2005 6:32 PM  

  • Midori? Isn't that a planet in Star Trek?

    By Blogger Rob, at February 24, 2005 9:48 PM  

  • I tried to find out, but alas, I don't think it's a planet. HOWEVER, according to this Quark's Bar site http://www.digitkit.com/startrek/index.php?section=content&contentid=38&subcontentid=51 there is a drink that USES Midori melon liqeur.

    · Pattern Buffer: This tasty drink simulates the effect of a transporter without the hassle of actually beaming anywhere. The frozen drink is made with Midori melon liquor, Malibu rum, creme de banana, coconut, and tropical juices.

    By Blogger Mike, at February 24, 2005 11:07 PM  

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